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June 01, 2012
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June 01, 2012
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dont-google-yourself:

one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die 

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May 31, 2012
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May 31, 2012
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what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me

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May 31, 2012
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May 31, 2012
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me eating mcdonalds

  • before: YEAHHHHH MCDONALDS WOO
  • during: YEAAAAHHH THIS IS alright
  • after: what have i done to myself
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May 31, 2012
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  • me: please be gay.
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May 31, 2012
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k1mkardashian:

lady gaga’s meat dress was made out of the children she sacrificed to join the illuminati 

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May 31, 2012
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May 31, 2012
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  • no one ever: hey wait a sec let me just search that on Bing
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May 30, 2012
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  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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May 30, 2012
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shelpee:

my school is better than your school

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May 30, 2012
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May 30, 2012
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May 29, 2012
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